Jokes

Random Jokes that might actually be interesting:

There were three blondes and they all decided one day that they would go fishing. While they were in the boat a Game Warden comes up to them and asks them for their licenses. They say that they don’t have them but they only have magnets on the end of their lines to catch the debris in the bottom of the lake. The Game Warden decides that this is okay and leaves. As soon as he does, all the blondes burst into laughter. One blonde says, “That is a stupid Police Officer!” The second blonde agrees, “Yah, doesn’t he know that there are steelhead in this river?”

A blonde and her friend are driving along a road and the friend says, “Aw. Look at the poor dead birdie!” The blonde looks up at the sky and says, “Where? Where?”

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asked the king.

“Sire,” replied the knight,”I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west.”

“What?” shrieked the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the west.”

“Oh.” said the knight. “Well, now you do.”

Drilling 50 metres deep, German scientists discovered small pieces of copper in core samples taken at several sites in their country. After studying the bits of metal, they announced that, 25,000 years ago, ancient Germans had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally the British didn’t want to be out done. British scientist dug even deeper and found small pieces of glass. After some study, they announced that, 35,000 years ago, ancient Brits had a nationwide fibre-optic network. French scientists were outraged. They dug 100, 200, and then 300 metres deep but found nothing except dirt and rock. Finally they announced proudly: 55,000 years ago the ancient French used cellular phones.

I hope you managed to laugh at least once - laughing is very healthy for you!